AHOY, there! Welcome to the FUN & FLOTSAM page! Here you can find oodles of awesomeness such as mazes, coloring pages, jokes, and general podtasticness. And now Emily Arrow’s NARWHAL AND JELLY SONG!!! Below!

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean? (Nothing . . . it just waved.)

What fish is the most famous in the ocean? (The STAR fish!)

Why wouldn’t the shark eat the clown fish? (Because the clown fish might taste funny.)

What do sea monsters eat? (Fish and ships!)

Where do fish sleep? (In a water bed.)

What do fish need to stay healthy? (Vitamin SEA!)

This joke was sent in by Kyle, and Narwhal thinks it is a harlarlious:

How many tickles does it take to make a jellyfish laugh? (Ten tickles!)

Thanks Mary Allison for this joke:

Why are fish so smart? (Because they swim in schools!)

And Morgan sent this one in:

I know a whaley great joke. It’s a real kriller!

Thanks Selina for this mer-velous joke:

Who cleans the ocean? (the mer-maids)

And Eduardo sent Narwhal this one:

I used to search for seashells on the beach . . . until one day I pulled a mussel.

And here are some good ones from Amiella:

What do baby narwhals do when they want their mom? (They narWAIL!)

What do you call The Claw (aka Super Snap) before breakfast? (Crabby!)

What is a narwhal bookclub’s favorite book? (Harry POD-er!)

What color did the octopus turn when the narwhal complimented her? (P-ink!)

Why couldn’t the pirates play the card game? (Because the captain was sitting on the deck.)

Smera sent this hilarrrious joke:

Why couldn’t the pirate learn the alphabet? Because he always got lost at C!

A joke from Eli:

Where does a fish keep its money? (The riverbank!)

From Beni!:

Why is a fish easy to weigh? (Because it has its own scales!)

Come back again soon! More fun to come!

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